I was waiting in the checkout line the other day in Target, reading the magazine covers. Among all teasers that promise you slenderness secrets, fashion forwardness and vixen vivacity, I found this little nugget:
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I spent the better part of Thursday morning waiting in an auditorium filled with parents and children. Just my luck, I happened to be seated in the row directly in front of two young ladies who have spent a few years honing their skills to near perfection in “teen speak.” Every now and again, I’d lean over to my daughter and mutter, “If you ever…..” After the first hour, I was begging for sharp implements with which to stab my eardrums and put me out of my misery.
Category: Education & Learning, Humor, Life's Lessons, Parenting, Teens
I’ve been trying to get this “Urban Mom” thing down for some time now. The last time I was mom to a toddler, flannel was on the way out and the coolest thing out of Seattle was a coffee company that based its business plan on rabbit husbandry. Not to mention, I lived in the “sticks.” I did the retro version of parenting based on my own upbringing. It’s called, “Go outside and play!”
Category: Humor, Life's Lessons, Parenting
Okay, I know the “Not” in the title is a bit dated but I just spent the weekend looking at big hair pictures and barraged by 80′s music (eesh). Isn’t everything 80′s back in style now, anyways?
Category: Fashion & Style, Humor, Life's Lessons, Parenting
Motherhood is…. cleaning a never-ending expanse of tile floor on your hands and knees while a toddler follows you around with juicebox in hand.
I find myself uttering nonsensical nuggets of knowledge such as, “We don’t eat with socks on our hands.”
Category: Humor, SAHM, Self-Actualization
