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No Fly Zone

15 Jul 2010 by Mom With A Pen

Summer calls for salad and “getting healthy”. After all, it’s not pretty after you chow down on pasta and pass out from a carb coma…

Just sayin’.

The only negative to salad and a new health kick is that apparently our neighborhood flies are on the band wagon too. Every time I open the back door to fire up our Weber, one of them takes it as an open invitation to come in and fondle our leaf lettuce. Last week I even saw one land on the remote. I think he was trying to press “rewind” for the P90X toll-free number. Don’t feel sorry for him. He wouldn’t have made it past week 3. Yup, my “Mr. Miyagi” karate chop, not only ended any chance of him bulking up, but pretty much did him in.

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Category: Fitness & Goals, Humor, Pets & Animals, SAHM  Tags: It's all fun and games, Losing my mind, This is how I roll, Who am I tryin' to impress  2 Comments

Hooah

30 Jun 2010 by Mom With A Pen

Whomever coined the phrase, “Just be yourself” was a dumb ass. Let me preface the rest of my blog by saying, I have not had chocolate or caffeine in about a week and I am about to stick a fork in my left eye. Oh, and “dumb ass” is an understatement. Who started this JBY joyride of ridic-u-larity? Look, the LAST thing anyone wants to hear, when they are in limbo about reality, is a pep talk from a SAHM who has let herself go and who is wearing apple bottom jeans that are two sizes too small. Crack isn’t legal. Just sayin’. Oh, and I don’t wear apple bottom jeans. They scare me with all that gold.

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Category: Age-Related:, Fitness & Goals, Humor, Just Journaling, Kids (5 & Older), Life's Lessons, Middle School, Parenting, SAHM, Self-Actualization, WAHM  8 Comments

Allow Me To Introduce Myself

29 Jun 2010 by B-Sting

I am so excited and honored to be a part of such an amazing group of Hottie-McHottie writers!  I will do my best to not let you down or offend (too much).

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Category: #1 - Funny things kids say, * Uncategorized *, Conceiving & Trying to Conceive, Fitness & Goals, Humor, Kids (5 & Older), Life's Lessons, SAHM, Self-Actualization, Sports, Fitness & Goals, WAHM  Tags: It's all fun and games, Kids make me laugh, Newbie in the house!, Say whaaat???, This is how I roll  6 Comments
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