School cafeteria food is easy to make fun of. I wrote a story about it when I was in the sixth grade. I recall stating that it wasn’t the lunch ladies’ fault, since you obviously cannot make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. Needless to say, that little gem remained unpublished. Now, a few decades later, I feel compelled to tackle the subject again. A song about “mystery meat”, no doubt from a Nickelodeon show, is echoing in my head.
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