This Thursday, the Board of Education for the county in which I live will be discussing changes to the school calendar for next year and the following year. For those of you who don’t live in Cobb County, let me give you a real quick and dirty:
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For most SAHM, the start of school is like waiting for the Derby bell…sans the big fancy hats with ribbon and roses. There’s a lot of anticipation, a lot of money is thrown around…and everyone celebrates afterward with iced Mint Juleps… Cosmos if they are big-city folk… herbal tea if they frequent meetings with name badges and a sponsor in the crowd.
Whomever coined the phrase, “Just be yourself” was a dumb ass. Let me preface the rest of my blog by saying, I have not had chocolate or caffeine in about a week and I am about to stick a fork in my left eye. Oh, and “dumb ass” is an understatement. Who started this JBY joyride of ridic-u-larity? Look, the LAST thing anyone wants to hear, when they are in limbo about reality, is a pep talk from a SAHM who has let herself go and who is wearing apple bottom jeans that are two sizes too small. Crack isn’t legal. Just sayin’. Oh, and I don’t wear apple bottom jeans. They scare me with all that gold.



