There are things you should know when you have a baby, and then there are things you learn; sometimes those lines are blurred. Like way back when, when Madison was about 3 months. She cried every time I put her down and her nights and days were definitely confused. This went on for two more months. I was confused and utterly exhausted. I met an older gentleman who told me I should turn the baby upside down to reset its clock. I was skeptical but he assured me his Mother knew what she was talking about. Let’s just say, Madison loves to do cartwheels but isn’t in a hurry to get anywhere anytime soon. What can I say? You take desperate measures when you don’t know your name, your address and don’t remember what a zip code is. Just sayin’.
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Being a Mom is one of the hardest things; keeping track of all of your kid’s stuff is the second. I can’t even remember what I had for lunch yesterday, but I am supposed to know where a specific t-shirt (that was placed on our foyer table last Tuesday) is…today. I may not have Alzheimer’s (yet), but I am teetering on the brink of insanity.
Every job has a uniform – Executives have Armani and $350 leather briefcases, surgeons have scrubs and non-static footies… and Moms have pajamas. That’s right, pajamas. People make fun of us and say we “let ourselves go” but I think it’s simple jealousy, and not slander…
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