I really do not like to leave the house in the afternoon/evening. Nothing sounds better than lounging around sans bra, wearing elastic waist pants and my slippers! However, we had to go to Chuck E. Cheese’s tonight.
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Little boys are sometimes like a different species. I grew up with one sister, and we have an eight year age difference. There was no rivalry or anything like that. And we were girls. Sure, we rode our bikes and climbed trees, but we were still girls.
Every job has a uniform – Executives have Armani and $350 leather briefcases, surgeons have scrubs and non-static footies… and Moms have pajamas. That’s right, pajamas. People make fun of us and say we “let ourselves go” but I think it’s simple jealousy, and not slander…
No other time in your life will people be so happy about your bathroom activities than when you are a toddler. Successful visits to the toilet are met with cheers of joy, high fives and in some cases bribery candy. For the rest of your life, any water closet activities will be met with glares and exclamations of olfactory offenses. That is, if you are a man. I don’t know about you but there are just some things that are better kept to oneself. As far as anyone knows, I haven’t pooped since I was a toddler.
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