I sit here, unmotivated, at 8:12pm on Sunday. So, by the time you read this on Monday, think of me wallowing in a whirlpool of mindless glory. You heard me, don’t even think about complaining about my lack of attentiveness, or ramble and rant that you have no underwear. Apparently the “extra hour” we gained for Daylight Savings was somehow lost…somewhere… and, if you ask… I will close my eyes, flick my wrist, and flippantly ”Asian Southern-drawl” two words, “Go Commaaaando”. Just sayin’…
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Yes, today is Monday. It’s another one of those, “Where is my cup of hot joe so I can burn my mouth, days.” And I’m not talking the gardener or the pool guy either. Of course, to have a “Joe” I’d have to have a feasible garden or a pool (other than the blow up kind). Again, sadly I do not. You, on the other hand, might. If so, your Monday may be going better than mine. I’m sending you a virtual clap, that is if you don’t already have the real one from “Joe”. I digress, as this is a family show…
Category: Humor, Marriage, Pregnancy, Relationships, Self-Actualization, The 9 Months
I have no coffee. And, although my Monday is not “good to the last drop,” it is bearable. Bearable being the operative word of course. You know happy-go-lucky Yogi?…How he hangs out at Jellystone and has picnics with Boo-Boo and has a grand ole’ time…?
Category: Humor, Self-Actualization
It’s Monday and I’m running on that perpetual hamster wheel of life. I seriously wish someone would hand me a corn nugget so I could stop the world from spinning. I should be organizing, cleaning, or doing something remotely domestic, but instead I sit here…unmotivated; I blame it on Monday.
Category: Humor, Just Journaling, Self-Actualization
Every job has a uniform – Executives have Armani and $350 leather briefcases, surgeons have scrubs and non-static footies… and Moms have pajamas. That’s right, pajamas. People make fun of us and say we “let ourselves go” but I think it’s simple jealousy, and not slander…
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