Ever wonder why the late-70′s one-hit-wonder band, Chic, kept repeating that chorus over and over…and over again? Sure, they were talking about a crazy herky-jerky dance move, but if you’re a parent and you’ve emotionally freaked…yes, it’s pretty much the same. Minus the bass guitar and backup singers of course.
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There’s an alien in my belly that wants to come out.
She’s learning human ways and I’m always thinking about
the wave, the hustle… ’cause she’s learning how to “jitter”.
If she had bluetooth and an iPhone, she’d even learn to Twitter.
Category: Pregnancy, The 9 Months
It’s eight days past the New Year. Ok, seven to be precise, but who’s counting? Did you make a New Year’s Resolution for 2010? I think I was going to but got sidetracked along the way. Apparently staying focused should be at the top of that list. The thing is, every year is like a new beginning. The Chinese have “the year of the rat” so I think this year, for me, should be “the year of sanity”. I don’t like rats. Of course, we’ll see. I almost lost my mind today…on the eighth…er, seventh day. Again, who’s counting?
Category: Pregnancy, Self-Actualization, The 9 Months
I am disturbed by poultry. You heard me…poultry. Ever since the pregnancy I can’t smell it, much less give it a glance…a pat…a poke… So, what was on sale at the store this week? Er…oven fryers. Oh yay! (Hear my sarcasm?)
Category: Pregnancy, Recipes, The 9 Months
When you are pregnant, sometime in your third trimester, you will wake up one morning and scream at the freakishly-large circus performer you’ve become. I passed by the mirror this morning and had to do a triple-take. Thank God that the 80′s have come and gone because if I would have had striped stretch pants and a boxy men’s jacket on, you would have handed me stark-white pancake makeup and a round red nose. How many comic buffoons can you fit in a VW? Well these days, if I’m included, sadly…um… just one.
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