I love infomercials. Our garage is filled with miscellaneous $19.99 (+ shipping and handling of course) wonders like rotisseries and steam cleaners, and I use, abuse and then lose these items in the deep dark depths of our garage faster than my husband can roll his eyes.
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After I was baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, some woman called me a “Molly Mormon”. I was like, a “Molly What”? I use the term “woman”, because at the time I hardly new anyone, except for my husband’s family. (We were only dating back then, though.) So, when I asked her what a “Molly Mormon” was, this is how she explained it to me…in a nutshell. Well, at least, this is what I got ouf of it! “A Molly Mormon is one who has a very kept-up house, well-mannered- children and does everything her husband asks of her” (a.k.a. submissiveness!) When I heard this you can just imagine my reaction: my average-sized jaw drops wide open, my somewhat-of-an-oblong-face plummets, (I’m having a time with this word; I’m too tired to get up and look it up in the dictionary) and my blue-green eyes grow as big as boulders. In the midst of all the words she just said, I heard these…maid, mother, and woman without a voice.
I’m not a big television person. Give me the news and Jeopardy and I’m pretty much all set.
My husband, on the other hand, is totally, completely and utterly addicted to it. He can’t even surf the net and listen to webcasts with his earpiece unless he also has the TV on (typically loud enough for me to hear 2 rooms away).
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