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Every mother, particularly new ones, discover a whole new realm of fear once they have given birth.  I freaked out on the car ride home with my first born son.  Every vehicle on the road was a speeding bullet headed toward my baby.  I was a nervous wreck on the freeway.  They don’t really warn you about that, even in “What to Expect” and they are great at giving expecting mothers things to worry about.

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We have taken to having our dinner outdoors.  It’s nice to eat under the shade tree, and whatever JD drops, the chickens clean up for me, so it’s rather win-win.  Plus dinner tends to coincide with what I call the “witching hour”.

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My final round of trashy magazines hit my mailbox last week.  The special price had ended, and let’s face it: without the Stephen King column in the one, I really had no reason to get it.  We get to see a movie on the big screen maybe once a year, not counting free kids movies or “must see” kids movies.

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The school system sent home an end of the year present to my family: green funk.  My kids have been alternating oozing green funk out of various facial orifices.  It wasn’t quite the blueberry streusel muffins and homemade jam I gave them, but hey.  I would have been happy enough with the quality education my kids got!

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Summer vacation has arrived.  Sadly, summer weather has not.  The squabbling had reached that level where I was going to either lose my mind, or put their snow suits on them in May and send them outside to play in the gale force northerly wind.

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