There’s an alien in my belly that wants to come out.
She’s learning human ways and I’m always thinking about
the wave, the hustle… ’cause she’s learning how to “jitter”.
If she had bluetooth and an iPhone, she’d even learn to Twitter.

My belly’s growing fast and I’m wondering how big I’ll get.
I’m not sure when this bulge will burst and make me forget
the green feeling in the morning, my diversions, how I hate raw meat,
waddling like a penguin, and…oh, how I can’t see my feet.

There’s an alien in my belly. Although I don’t know who she is,
in several weeks she’ll be here soon and all I know is this:
Regardless what she looks like, no matter when she comes
I’ll love her very much and who she’ll grow up to become.